A Tired Husband Who Wanted to Stay At Home

04/27/2011 13:07

 

Mrs. Green’s telephone number was three-four-six-three, and the number of the cinema near her house was three-four-six-four. So people often made a mistake and telephoned her when they wanted to call the cinema.

One evening the telephone rang and Mrs. Green answered it. A tired man said, “At what time your last film begin?”

“I’m sorry,” said Mrs. Green with an upset voice because she checked her gucci replica watch and it was 7 o’clock, “but you have the wrong number. This is not the cinema.” “Oh, it began twenty minutes ago,” said the man, “Honey, my rolex replica watch shows it’s late for the movie.” Then he said;” I am sorry about that. Goodbye.” Mrs. Green was very surprised, so she told her husband. He laughed and said, “The man’s wife wanted to go to the cinema, but he was feeling tired, so telephoned the cinema. The man’s wife heard him, but she didn’t hear you. So he told his wife his replica watch showed that was late. Now they will stay at home this evening and the husband will be happy.”