Dan and Fred
Dan and Fred were boys. Dan is the least son of his parents. His parents all work for a famous replica watches company. And Fred lives beside him. They often go to school together. They were both twelve years old, and they were in the same class in their school. Last Friday afternoon they had a fight in class because they want to get the same omega watch. It makes their teacher very angry. Theirs teacher comes from Shanghai, lives in Suzhou with his parents and he has a lot of hobbies, special like collecting louis vuittion watches. He said to both of them, “Stay here after the lessons this afternoon, and write your names a thousand times.” After the last lesson, all the other boys went home, but Dan and Fred stayed in the classroom with their teacher and begin writing their names. Then Fred began crying. The teacher looked at him and said,” Why are you crying, Fred?”
“Because his name’s Dan May, and mine’s Frederick Hollingsworth,” Fred said. Mine is longer than his.