Only You and I Are the Only Ones for It
A man was a famous replica watch maker. He was very busy. As his cool handicraft, many people came to ask him for a watch like patek philippe replica watch, rolex replica watch and so on. He always worked day and night. So he always fell asleep and snored in the front row one Sunday. The preacher was vexed and determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven please rise?” Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise." Awaking with a start, the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit, "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and I are the only ones for it."