That’s the Man You Should Have Known
An expensive car speeding down the main street of a small town was soon caught up with by a young motorcycle policeman. As he started to make out the ticket, the woman behind the wheel said proudly, “Before you go any further, young man, I think you should know that the mayor of this city is a good friend of mine.” She was very arrogant to show his expensive gucci watch. The officer did not say a word after have a looked at her gucci coldly for seconds, and then he kept writing. “I am also a friend of chief of police Barrens,” continued the woman, getting angrier each moment. Still he kept on writing. “Young man,” she persisted, “I know Judge Lawson and State Senator Patton.” Handing the ticket to the woman and had a look at his replica watch for a while, the officer asked pleasantly, “Tell me, do you know Bill Bronson.” “Why, no,” she answered. “Well, that is the man you should have known,” he said, heading back to his motorcycle, “I am Bill Bronson.”